I mostly live to coddiwomple, but today I shall travel in a purposeful manner drekkly to The Riser for some Jail time followed by my favourite cousins Sunday Roast Dinner (which I am sure is better than the apparently “best Sunday lunch in Cornwall” served a few doors down!)

Coddiwomple (v.) Origin: English Slang Word. Definition: To travel in a purposeful manner towards a vague destination.

So good I drunk half before I could take the photo!